Recently, I discovered journalist Dolly Alderton, and her book ‘Everything I Know About Love’. I took the book on holiday a few weeks ago and loved it so much, I read it in less than a day. The first thing I did when I got home was gift it to my best friend – it was the ultimate book about female friendship and growing up in the noughties.
She messaged me a few days later, and told me she knew she wouldn’t be able to put it down after Dolly had started referencing MSN Messenger – one of the most relatable subjects for 20-somethings who grew up shortly after the internet was born.
MSN Messenger was the gateway to the online world. It was social media before social media was even a thing. Like Dolly, I used to rush back home from school every day to log on, only to chat to the same people I had spent the previous six hours with in classes. How we managed to keep the conversations going all evening and into the night, I will never know.
One day, we all logged out of MSN for the very last time – and it officially shut down in 2013.
If you remember, there was an etiquette to MSN, with unwritten rules and quirks. It formed friendships, fuelled break-ups and caused rows in the family home whenever our parents needed to use the phone. Here are 15 things I distinctly remember about MSN Messenger:
- Signing in and out several times to get the boy you’d been flirting with for two weeks’ attention until he finally got the hint and started a conversation with you.
- Using the ‘what I’m listening to’ function on Windows Media Player to send emo cryptic messages to your contacts about how you were feeling.
- Organising your contacts into categories and naming them appropriately…’Boyz I like’…’My Bitches’ etc.
- Trying to figure out how there was always that one person who was constantly online. 2am…4am…6am…during school…how were they constantly on MSN?!
- Having to ask your friends if somebody was online to determine if you had been brutally blocked.
- Was it even worth having a MSN photo if it wasn’t taken with a dodgy webcam? (Which was always conveniently ‘broken’ if anybody asking you to ‘go on cam’!)
- Creating a library of shortcuts to display emoticons and graphics as you weren’t cool if you didn’t have ‘wuu2’ appear in pink glitter whenever you typed it into your chat window.
- Typing ‘sorry that was my friend’ if you told a boy you fancied them and got no response after five minutes.
- Cursing whoever decided to nudge you ten times in a row and caused your desktop computer to crash.
- Feeling the struggle when your friend sent you a song over MSN and it took hours to download. Or even worse, crying a little bit when your download failed at 99% because of your terrible dial up connection.
- Printing out entire MSN conversations and taking them into school to prove to your friends what was said during an online argument.
- Feeling smug AF if you were the only person who had managed to download a web version of MSN onto the computer at school as the desktop version was blocked. Then realising there was nobody to talk to on it…because everybody was at school.
- Changing your status to ‘offline’ so that you could chat to that one person for hours in peace.
- Using your MSN name to display emo song lyrics, usually by Panic at the Disco or My Chemical Romance.
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What were your favourite MSN memories? Did you do any of the above? Tweet me @sophiefryer with your flashbacks!